I am at home again today, my insides having behaved impeccably for the last two weeks have revolted.

So to pass some time I have been watching the old Sky TV and all the adverts are for loans , car insurance and pension plans

The pension plans are the worst, the free gifts are even more so, for paying £6 a month your free gift is either a kettle, a carrige clock or a digial clock/radio

Why can't they give you something that you don't already have like an umbrella stand, a shoe rack or a steam cleaner....?

Hell if they offered a steam cleaner just try and stop me from signing I want to be rich and hygienic in my old age.

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