I can’t be bothered to write a proper entry so I shall do it bullet point styleee

· I got my horse, Felix, on Sunday and he is wonderful.

· It's my Birthday on Monday.

· I went clothes shopping in Next.

· According to Next I have a size 18 top half.

· I am boycotting Next.

· It's my Birthday on Monday.

· We have Monday booked off.

· I have been disowned by my Mother.

· I am old.

· I am going to the hairdressers tonight so you had better notice.

· It's my Birthday on Monday.

· I spent an hour on the phone to my best friend on Tuesday and it was brilliant.

And that’s it.

Oh did I mention my birthday is on Monday..?

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