Oh I forgot to mention.

When I went home for the funeral, my Mum had bought me some new Knickers. Why do Mum's buy us new knickers....? Do they think we keep losing them or something...?

Anyways, these are the mothers of all knickers. You all know Granny Knickers, well these are Great Granny knickers and are more embarrassing that seeing your Mum in a Strip Club.

These babies come up to your waistline. Admittedly they will be brilliant for cold winters days, but not really for wearing under hipster trousers.

These aren't just passion killers, they are the ultimate chastity belt, no bloke would come near you again.

Although they are very comfortable...

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