After being fairly healthy for 2 weeks - I have hit the toilet again.

Since 10pm last night I have gone through nearly 2 full toilet rolls.

I have found a new diet to try. Its not a nice diet. Its not interesting either. Let me explain.

For 4 months I have to eat nothing but mushy rice, mash with olive oil, jacket potatoes with olive oil and salt, mashed root vegetables, boiled eggs, corn pasta, cottage cheese, honey and live youghurt.

No tea, coffee or pop. So that rules out my daily vodka and coke

After 4 months I can start eating broccoil, peeled apples, pears and plums. Also ryvita and rice cakes. This I have to stick with for the next 3-6 months.

Then its back to McDonalds

I also have to do 1-2 hours of exercise per day.

I am going to be knackered, hungry, pissed off but slim.

Its almost like going on a baby food diet...perhaps I should just buy Cow and Gate instead. Got to be more interesting hasn't it...?

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