Today I saw an advert for "new longer lasting lipstick".

You know the ones with the supermodel and the voice over insisting it will last for 8 hours and it won't come off even when eating whilst showing the model eating a lettice leaf..!

I bet it wouldn't stay on in the real world. I mean when was the last time you saw a fully made up model at McDonalds eating a SuperSize BigMac Meal...?

Get real advert-making guys...you shove something warm and greasy in your mouth, the lippy is bound to come off and no *magic* formula will make it stay on. The only way it will stay put is by not eating or drinking. Much like the day of a SuperModel really.

Bollox to that. I feel like having a Large Strawberry Milkshake and a Cinnamon Doughnut.

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