Someone sent this to me, they are from a US final year high school students essays:

Enyoy......

- Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its 2 other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

- His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

- He spoke with wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

- Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

- Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

- Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com> aaakk/ch@ung but gets :flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.

- Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

- He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

- The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

- Long separated by cruel fate, star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

- A politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

- They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

- John & Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

- The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

- The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

- He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

- Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

- The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during the interview portion of "Jeopardy!"

- Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

- The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

- The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

- "Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.

- He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

- Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

- She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

- It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.

- The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep.Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton.

- The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

- The revelation that his marriage of 30 yrs had  disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

- The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium.

- It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

- He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

- She was as easy as the "TV Guide" crossword.

- Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.

- She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

- She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

- Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened.

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