Here is a funny tale that happened to me about 20 minutes ago.

I was in Safeway getting a few bits and I went to the 9 items or less checkout.

I had:

- 1 loaf

- 2 cartons of milk

- 1 bottle of shampoo

- 1 magazine

- 1 potato

- 1 tin of beans

That makes 7 items. In the bottom of the baskets was my bag and everything was piled on top so it looked like I had more.

Anyway...I was unloading this onto the belt thingy when this girl...if you can call her a girl...well you could if "girl" is the wrong side of thirty, bleached blonde hair, wearing a shell suit with a gob the size of the hole in Ozone...made a snide (loud) comment about people who can't count and how if people had more than 9 items they can "fuck off to another till".

I looked at the woman serving and raised an eyebrow and as I unloaded my shopping, counting them as I went along, said "phew thought I had more than 9 items".

The "girl" behind me promptly shut her trap.

Victory.

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