There is a guy at work and he is the biggest wanker since Ben Dover (no offence Ben).

Whenever he gets a compliment on eMail he sends it round to the rest of the office on the pretence that he is qualified to help us.

'Scuse me...but I have been doing the job for twice as long as you. And it's not as if you can help us as you are so far up the bosses arses you can't see...!!!!

Tosser .

I hope one of them gets the shits.

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